1 rm on heavenly secluded 1.4 acres

It is all in marketing. Instead of listing this property as an 'own a piece of history', get with it! Go with the flow!

1.4 pristine acres. Leave Manhattan's crowds behind and take refuge in this "fixer-upper".  Hey - its bigger than that Upper West Side studio you bought for $1000/sq. ft and no windows to clean, no doorman - hardly even a door.  No one to disturb you. No one can even find you. Tired of high electric bills? Well there are none here.  Water meters? A thing of the past.  Only minor contamination by prior occupant. Postal service and UPS delivery right near by.  Oh if these walls could talk.

100% financing to well credentialed buyers.