Your long assignement Mr. Phelps, is to go and act like normal people and see if you can meet some higher up people and put the results of those meetings on microfilm, place it inside a hollowed out nickel, put the nickel in a mayonaisse jar on Funk and Wagnel's porch where it will remain hermetically sealed...and only the great Carnac - yes Carnac the magnificent - can ascertain its contents...
I can hear the defense now and probably rightly so. There isn't anything you can't find from the Internet that you can find out in ordinary conversations.