But a joke nonetheless

With Mother's Day coming up and Dads cringing about gift selection, just a reminder of what these women in our lives really think of us.

The question given to 2nd graders was:
The red lifesaver is?  a.  Cherry
The green is?   a. Lime
The yellow is?  a. Lemon
The orange is?  a Orange
The pale one?  a.  everyone is stumped.  The teacher being helpful gives a hint: "It is what mommy sometimes calls daddy".....a.  asshole.