There is an sayin' down Texas way that sometimes cowboy
wannabees are all hat and no horse.....
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| they mount up, stand tall in he saddle, put on some big hat and tend to ride off in all directions. |
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| The Buffalo Bobs of the world could spot one of these folks a mile away as he did often with Mayor Phineas T. Bluster of Doodyville...but many folks thought that Phineas was live instead of a puppet even if you could see his strings. |
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| Lots of kids remember Mr. Know-it-all from Rocky and Bullwinkle. He was a Phineas successor...we have one now but but hasn't found his horse.... |