The Sharks and the Jets

Mr. Trump tosses in the towel(s)

I've been trying to figure out Mr. Trump and Puerto Rico; no small task.  It finally dawned on me that this is just a remake of West Side Story without the romance.

You see, Trump is a Jet. This is about the arch enemy (Sharks) having some sort of turf battle for attention and darn well being "uppity" about it.  What it boils down to is Trump (a Jet) doesn't like Puerto Ricans (Sharks).

He just plain out and out doesn't like them.  It is racial at the least and probably has something to do with some Sharks who got uppity with him during one of his real estate ventures, or perhaps at his golf club down there that he had to bankrupt.  I dunno.

Not sure anything else explains it easier....Ockham's razor perhaps.  Anyway. I'm cool with the solution.