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| A note from the Commander in Chief |
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Grab your chance to be in on the ground floor of decision making. This is Mara Largo calling and for a measly $250,000, 1 slim quarter of a million, you can be there when I decide the great huge humongous decisions that I alone can decide.
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| Be nearby and see me interact with groveling world leaders. |
You just never know when we will hold an impromptu national security meeting....watch and join in!
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| My staff and one of my many x-wives and mistresses will be delight to cater to your every whim |
........if of course you have the ka-ching in your pocket.
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| for a limited time, meet my latest wife |
We are quite the dashing couple.....you'll have an opportunity to gaze upon us now and then.
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Join me in the deep rough as I struggle to find a direction to the "green" (if you catch my drift)
Time's limited. Join now. I and this offer won't last long. |
