I'm dreamin' of a white Santa

That's Megyn Kelly of Faux Noise on the right.
The white Santa is in the hat.  The poor kid
had to learn the truth...that Santa is pure white and
probably not her Santa according to Megyn
This is Megyn Kelly, one of the long line of Faux Noise yutzes.  She just defended her "white santa" observation calling those "humorless" who got bent out of shape over it.  She is also sure that Jesus is white.
Pretty amazing observations from an airhead who is, noticeably, just about as white as they come.

I'm pretty sure Megyn is oblivious to 'Santa Claus' so i'm writing this out for her (copying really but long ago I did the research in grad school as a research methods model) so it is pretty accurate.

St. Nicholas
Hat optional.
The modern figure of Santa Claus is derived from the Dutch figure of Sinterklaas, which, in turn, has part of its basis inhagiographical tales concerning the historical figure of Christian bishop and gift giver Saint Nicholas. During the Christianization ofGermanic Europe, this figure may have absorbed elements of the god Odin, who was associated with the Germanic pagan midwinter event of Yule and led the Wild Hunt, a ghostly procession through the sky. Over time, traits of this character and the British folklore character Father Christmas merged to form the modern Santa Claus known today.

In the US, we also refer to Santa as Kris Kringle. That name comes as a derivation of Christ Kind...the Christ Child.  I toss that in just to stir the pot. Miracle on 34th Street anyone?

The most important thing that lil' ol' Megyn should realize - her take-away so to speak - is that SANTA ISN'T REAL.  But so as to not disappoint all the children who watch her on Faux Noise, that's her story and she is sticking to it.


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