Trouble right here in River City

What is this you might ask?
The total intelligence of a flock of geese? The cast of the new three stooges movie?What you get when breeding gets out of control?
I know the idiot on the left - Mitch from Kentucky. Oh my. The basketball team always scores higher than his IQ but we must admit that he is a crafty sort and has always been. I've known him for nearly 45 years and he scares me as much now as he did when I first met him. Actually went to a Burgoo picnic when the then 25 year old Mitch got wind of a few too many mint juleps and started chasing after the dogs. Nothing much has changed.
Mr. Boehner hails from a northern Cincinnati district that is, well, affluent and conservative and "we got ours you go scratch" in mentality. My sister lives in his district. The neighboring district was represented by Jean Schmidt. Need I say more about the area.
And then there is Mr. Cantor. The guy who walks out of the room in a meeting with the President of the United States (well Mr. Boehner did that too) and on several occasions. Mr. Cantor worships at the altar of Grover Norquist and is as un-American as you can get. Nation be damned is his motto.
These three, who you would NEVER hire if you ran a business in the private sector, now have the keys to the family car and are heading it for cliff side drive. We look on in horror.
Absolute horror.

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