How to seceed without really trying

Now that the republicans are seemingly stuck with Mitt as the top dog, the fanatic fringe is starting to look at Rick Perry from Texas as their bell cow - with the two female heffers presenting a choice between dum and dummer and Newt all but lost on vacation.

I can't wait.  I really can't.  The first campaign commercial would show Rick Perry suggesting that secession might not be such a bad thing....I would flash back and forth between this speech and Rick in the Oval Office and conclude with:

"When it comes right down to it, would you like to have someone in the oval office who thinks treason is ok?"

Just wondering.