In some ways, he wrote the most motionless of dance pieces....3 The anecdote of Satie introducing himself as a "gymnopaedist" in December 1887 runs as follows: the first time Satie visited the Chat Noir cabaret, he was introduced to its director, Rodolphe Salis, famous for serving sharp comments. Being coerced to mention his profession, Satie, lacking any recognisable professional occupation, presented himself as a "gymnopaedist", supposedly in an attempt to outwit the director.
What are gymnopaedists? ...those who participate in a festival of dance in ancient Greece. Think Grecian Urn ...frozen in glaze and high heat put to music. Now that is interesting. Dance without motion. Dance without motion. Dance. Frozen.
and in the orchestral version