Da' Bird

If you are a turkey and reading this, well you survived a little longer.  A lot of your fine feathered friends didn't of course. (47 million or so bit the dust in the last month).   The video below, of how to carve you up after you have been roasted, may be a little too intense so the rest of this thread is for humans only.

While waiting for the fool with the knife to carve up "da' bird", here are some little known facts that will make you the a hit at the table:


and here is how to carve it: