Rush Limbaugh (singing)
I could while away the hours, conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain.
And my head I'd be scratchin' while my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every riddle for any individ'le,
In trouble or in pain.
Sarah Palin
With the thoughts you'll be thinkin' you could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain.
Rush Limbaugh
Oh, I could tell you why The ocean's near the shore.
I could think of things I never thunk before.
And then I'd sit, and think some more.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
Sarah Palin
Ohh! Wonderful!
Why, if our Christina o’Donnell back in Kansas could do that, the crows'd be scared to pieces!
Rush Limbaugh
They would?
Sarah Palin
Yes
Rush Limbaugh
Where's Kansas?