Dick Cheney apologizes (not in your lifetime)

This snarly little rascal is our former vice president and resident scoundrel.  I don't like him. I've never liked him. I won't like him in the future.  He has no redeeming qualities.

It has come to light that the fellow he shot in his "hunting accident" in Texas a few years back was 1. not his good friend and hunting buddy and 2. someone who he has never ever said "hey man, I'm sorry that I nearly killed you" to.   Now the guy tells all, or almost all, and we hear nothing from Mr. Cheney on the incident.

I don't like Mr. Cheney. I have never liked Mr. Cheney. I will never like Mr. Cheney.