Thomas's English Muffins have what they call "nooks and crannies"... what the rest of us call an "uneven surface". But Thomas's uneven surface is produced by a special trade secret technique that only 7 people know and 1 of them is in court right now because he went to another company....well you can read about it here. I guess if you have a $500 million dollar business that you protect it although it seems a little crazy that 1. English Muffins are a five hundred mill business and 2. that someone can't figure out how to do the nook and cranny thing if they put their mind to it.
I'm going to the kitchen...see you in a few days.