You could just inject wax in your arteries and save the money

The good news is that you can probably eat enough at one sitting to either sustain you for a week or kill you on the spot. The bad news is that you can still buy this.  Huffington Post had an article on this monster when it first came out.  The bad news is that Yahoo (lowly Yahoo) announced this morning in their "trending" - well reported what KFC announced ... that this sucker will stay on the menu.

Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses? Is there no mercy?