Ok. I give up. How did the owner get the snake in the pet carrier?

First, there was all that jazz during the Bush/Gore election in Florida. Remember Crazy Katherine?

Well, after that, and after doing a couple years of contract work there, my worst fears about a concentration of idiots is alive and well.

Here is the latest example..this is kinda old but the essence is that Florida is being someone over run (well over slithered to be more accurate) by Burmese Pythons. We thought it was alligators (well that too) but phythons actually go after alligators. No kidding. Anyway this guy just outside Orlando kept this little rascal as a pet. It seems like a nice snake. All 400 pounds of him.  So who is going to go to Weight Watchers and put this baby on a scale and then tell it that it is now on a diet?