Sometimes I think like Andy Rooney

I logged on this morning only to read this article about the Ipad.Cell phones became the size of lawn mowers so that the nimble fingers could text message. Hey! It's a phone. Call someone up. It isn't a door stop..it is a friggin' phone.  You know that lap top you tote around..the thing that has your life on it? First the phone companies get aced out so they get this WiFi thing up and going so you can pay a big monthy to be connected anywhere - and you also carry a cell phone so you can type msgs 2 sm1 (cute huh) IMO you got sold.  Now comes this damn thing. You have televisions at home. If you don't know where the restaurant is then you are too dumb to go there. Want a picture of your new grandchild? Put one in your wallet and show someone. You, my friends are being take for a short fast ride.....