Oil and Water/BP and the Coast Guard...neither mixes well

Starting the morning off on a down note...read here. 

I've got an idea. BP? You hand the admiral a checkbook of blank checks and your corporate credit card. Admiral, you put all the BP employess into Coast Guard service...draft the entire lot of them. Send the useful ones off to work the leak. Send the rest to the beaches and marshes with rags, mops and shovels.

Problem solved.