|A note from the Commander in Chief|
|Be nearby and see me interact with groveling world leaders.|
|My staff and one of my many x-wives and mistresses will be delight to cater to your every whim|
|for a limited time, meet my latest wife|
We are quite the dashing couple.....you'll have an opportunity to gaze upon us now and then.
|Join me in the deep rough as I struggle to find a direction to the "green" (if you catch my drift)|
Time's limited. Join now. I and this offer won't last long.