I was gonna write about Maureen Dowd's column

Dear Ms. Dowd,
Long time reader. Long time caller. Would you mind terrible getting on AMTRAK this morning and hustling down to Washington, grabbing the Commander in Chief by the scruff of the neck and read this column to him? You can slap him upside the head too if the secret service isn't watching closely. If he still dithers about getting in the fight please go talk to his wife and enlist her as the two of you should be able to get him mad enough to do something.
Thanks Maureen.

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